Out of fear of death, Invest Everything into Health - Chapter 162 - 108: Nine Nether Divine Phoenix Physique

Our straight (?) bottom woke up ten years into the future and found himself on the bed of his childhood friend… At the start, the bottom was shocked to his very bones, but he soon quickly accepted this premise and found the whole situation to be rather amusing. Precisely then, the bottom once again went back to his timeline — back to when he and the top were just platonic childhood friends.

Castra, someone who's allergic to furry animals, transmigrated into a magical world and became a...Poop shoveler spirit, specialized in scooping animal poop, the lowest of the lowest F-rank spirit.Bad news. He's notorious among summoners and no one wants to summon him.No summons= die!Oh God, help!God heard Castra's prayer— and sent him a poop.DUNG! [Behold! The great Poop system is here! Complete the missions and become the greatest SSS-Rank spirit!]Castra: Quick! What's the mission??DUNG! [Shovel an orange cat's poop ×10][Reward: SSS-Rank Nyan Nyan Punch Skill]Is this a joke??A joke or not, Castra already got his death sentence.BEEP. [Dear spirit, you have accumulated five 1 star reviews in a row from your summoners.][As per the Spirit World's regulation, you will be annihilated in 3...2...1...]————TW:• A lot of swearing related to sh*t• It's not very clean• Don't eat while reading. You have been warnedPower level:• Summoners & summon spirits: -F-rank to SSS rank• Dungeon monsters & wild monsters:F-rank to SSS rank• Mage: 1 circle- 9 circles• Stats: 1 star-5 stars-------------------• 1000 total power stone= 2 bonus chapter• 10 golden tickets= 2 bonus chapter• 1.000 privi unlocks= 5 chaps mass release• 10.000 privi unlocks= 10 chaps mass release• 1 castle= 5 chaps mass releaseIG: @zehell2218Discord:

The most unlike Slytherin.

There is a saying in the Slytherin common room, “The little wizard who disobeys will be eaten by the Night Stalker.”

He is the master of the stars that shines at Hogwarts, the Night Stalker who is feared by his enemies.

The glory made him the pride of Slytherin.

When the Dark Lord arrived, he said those words,

“Weapons, I need a lot of weapons.”

With a staff in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, everyone would shout for him: “Damn the Sorting Hat, is this Slytherin?”

When the stars return to Hogwarts, John Wick’s light will shine on the entire wizarding world.

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