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... s Vir's face.

But don't get it twisted.

It wasn't the fart he liked...

What he loved was the sweet, sweet *ding* of 400,000 negative points rolling in.

Damn, Old Ray...

Who would've thought a single slip-up could net a whopping 400,000 points?

Nice—very nice.

Legendary, even.

Can't even imagine what will happen if Uncle Ray really lets loose next time.

First off, the negative points would definitely skyrocket past a million ...

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