Number One Zombie Wife - Chapter 262: I’m not looking for a girlfriend

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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Yan Su, the actor with the most green hats in history, was thrown into another world by a chandelier after rejecting his green tea girlfriend.
Just when he was going to show his strength in the new world, he found that he still had N green hats.
Yan Su: ? Am I not the male lead?
No Words to Say System x Thousands of People and Thousands of Faces The Demon King Protagonist→Professional Demolition of Fish Ponds
World One: After the Rebirth of the Doomsday Heroine
I turned against her six remaining gangster boyfriends (Completed)
World 2: The Road to the Queen of Little White Flowers
The heroine no longer has to worry about someone forcibly giving her resources (Completed)
World 3: When the magic nun wants to whitewash
I wash the black for the heroine (completed)
World 4: School bully also wants to go to Qingbei
Cover the vest, don’t drop it (completed)
World 5: Through the wonderful life of the heroine
After breaking up the engagement, the male protagonists want to put her back (completed)
World Six: The Open Life of a Metaphysical Little Celestial Master
Thank you, I am hanging, I ran away by myself (Completed)

Edible Guidelines:
1. The male protagonist is handsome, A and playful, no CP, no emotional drama, there is a problem with the female protagonist in this article, the reason for the setting is not explained, and the three views of the female protagonist do not represent the three views of the author
2. All the worlds in this article are empty, and the party retreats.
3. The author, glass heart, is a primary school student, freeing himself, rejecting human attacks and steel bars, and abandoning the text without notice, you can press the return button.
4. I beg you, collect the author or comment on it, qaq can punch in the card and sprinkle flowers, give the author a little motivation!

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#There are always female protagonists who have three wrong views# #How to counter the enemy boss#

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One sentence introduction: What is the use of me wanting this male protagonist?
Concept: Everyone is their own absolute protagonist

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This novel is also known as I Wanted To Be A Good Person Once

Travel to a dangerous world with all kinds of strange abilities, calamity creatures, and Noble Phantasms of doom.

Fang Ze just wanted to awaken his extraordinary abilities, be an ordinary detective, eat royal food, and live a good life.

But he found that he was involved in a huge conspiracy from the moment he crossed…

Strange abilities and treasures include: mushrooms that can be planted on the body to keep youth forever; clowns whose IQ decreases and strength increases every time a clone is divided; shabby statues that cause black rain in the region when they are born; Ancient coins that will be possessed; substitute earth spirits that can learn and exercise on behalf of the master, and double the effect, etc…

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There are already three copies of ten thousand orders and high-quality works, all of which are completed normally with several million words, and will be updated continuously during the update period. Character guarantee, read with confidence.

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Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi, as the beauty emperors of The Notes girl group, have 700,000 CP fans, are resident in the center of the CP list, and won the first place in the annual “Truth is True” CP list.
However, no one knew that the two were rivals in love in private, and looked at each other with disgust.

An event site.
Xu Shuyan: What are you looking at?
Lin Yi: You are the one staring!
CP fan: I look at [yes] in today’s activity photos, she loves her so much! I’m addicted to this eye candy!

Lin Yi: Come closer and I will call the police
Xu Shuyan: Do you think I want to? Today’s business KPI has not been completed yet, hurry up and sell it
Lin Yi: yue
CP fan: The two of them are in a relationship, and what they say is true!

After a year or two of business like this, the entire entertainment industry agreed that Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi were the only concubine of The Notes. After the two had a crush on their teammates, their relationship broke out and they left the group and got married.
In an instant, the crush turned into a lovelorn.
On the night of the wedding, Lin Yi drank to drink away his sorrows and respected Xu Shuyan: “This is the end of our business, and starting today, I mean to be.”
Xu Shuyan stared at her, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, pinched her face, and said every word: “Okay.”

The next day, Lin Yi woke up on Xu Shuyan’s bed.
Lin Yi:! ! !

#Love Rival Becomes Lover
#Business becomes sincere
#About my falling in love with my rival
#假高冷真头黑黑rapper Gong x Tsundere as a fine lead singer
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