New Life As An Ecchi Girl With A 'Big Surprise' - 274: Cocks and Bribes

Leon, the world's greatest special agent, dies after a questionable accidentOnly to be reincarnated into a novel he just started readingNot only did he reincarnate, but he reincarnated into one of the three grand duke familyBut as an illegitimate child, a bastardBut so what? If the world calls him a bastard, he'll just be one***Hey so if you are reading this, I am writing this novel for my own satisfaction, so I can't guarantee a good read, nor can I guarantee consistent upload schedules, I'll be posting and doing whatever I want, but yeah hope you stay and read :)

[Warning: 18+ CONTENT AHEAD]Primordial Demon King of mischief, bored out of his mind, and unable to grow any further in strength on the highest plane of hell; decides to escape that place by initiating a summoning of his primordial soul into a different plane of existence.He burned his own immortal and primordial essence and body as fuel in order to ignite the summoning ritual he had spent epochs perfecting.However, the summoning ritual didn't go quite as planned, as his soul is caught up in a different summoning which pulls it into the body of a young man who was summoned with his group of classmates to a different world and in a different dimension to help vanquish the demon king that plagued that world.As luck would have it. The one thing the primordial demon king of mischief has been searching for; a means to become stronger than he ever was; he has found on this new world.Now, using his Authority-Level abilities... He will do whatever it takes to achieve his new goal. All the while living a life he has been deprived of for epochs, a life deserving of a true primordial demon king of mischief.He will extract your most deeply buried desires..._______________Authority Of Mischief….. Desire. ~~~~~~~~~~If only I could find a dìck big enough to fill me up.~~~~~~~~~~_______________He will gladly fulfill your desires.... for just a little price, of course...________________Subject's Desire Has Been Met...Authority Of Mischief.... Fulfillment [Awakens...]Authority Of Mischief….. Fulfillment Resonates with Authority Of Mischief.... DesireAuthority Of Mischief..... Fulfillment is Reading Subject Of Desire...~~~~~~~~~~Replicating Most Potent Constitution Of Subject Of Desire...Successfully Replicated Divine Skill [ Infinite Penetration]...Now Generating Seed Of Subordination....Seed Of Subordination Successfully Deposited In Subject Of Desire...Time Of Germination For Seed Of Subordination [14DAYS: 10HR : 4MIN : 7SEC]~~~~~~~~~~_______________Now those who thought they have summoned a hero to save them; will themselves soon need saving from this hero.

Jianjing was reborn into a parallel world and became a genius novelist.Or rather, the soon-to-be deceased young genius novelist…[System Warning]: You committed su*cide, estimated time of death in 10 minutes.[Mandatory Mission]: Escape from the enclosed room.[Reward and Punishment]: Successful escape means the author continues the story, failure means the story is abandoned.Jianjing: WTF?!System: This is just the beginning, face the storm ahead!Jianjing’s view of herself: An ordinary bestselling novelist.Others’ view of her: “Novelist Detective”, “Honorable Citizen for Bravery and Justice”, “Police Consultant”, “Surprise Guest for Horror House Shows”, “Human Representative Against Unknown Creatures”…

MC Derick, unexpectedly reborn, had thought he could save his sister's fate, whom he had relied on since childhood. However, to his surprise, an apocalypse unfolded...After accidentally killing zombies, Derick activated the Apocalypse King system. Wasn't this forcing him to conquer the world and establish his own ideal kingdom?Thus, Derick embarked on the path of an Apocalypse King, singing all the way from the city of Gray Bear. Want to survive? First, call him “Master.” Whether you are a high-ranking lady, a celebrity singer, a police flower, a school belle, or an elegant beauty, in Derick's eyes, you are merely a slave. To stay alive, behave obediently and serve as a good female slave...