Netori: Reborn as the Human Aphrodisiac - Chapter 29: I Can Help You Kill Me

In the tenth year after the new era, the world finally came to an end. Zhang Mu truefully waited for his death, but unexpectedly found that he had returned to ten years ago. With his memory about the future, he swore that he would change the calamitous history, saving the earth from being destroyed! Walking dead, zergs, evolvers, and various mutated animals… nothing can stop him! The first step is to retrieve his identity as an era merchant , then find all the treasures he can remember to enhance himself!

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money:Netizen: “I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?”Shen Zhiyao: “Your son is using a Curse Technique on you.”Netizen: “Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?”Shen Zhiyao: “Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?”Netizen: “What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?”Shen Zhiyao: “Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!”Child of Destiny: “Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?”Shen Zhiyao: “It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave.”Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling.Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: “Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!”“Hmm... It depends on my mood!”

[Warning: 18+ CONTENT AHEAD]Primordial Demon King of mischief, bored out of his mind, and unable to grow any further in strength on the highest plane of hell; decides to escape that place by initiating a summoning of his primordial soul into a different plane of existence.He burned his own immortal and primordial essence and body as fuel in order to ignite the summoning ritual he had spent epochs perfecting.However, the summoning ritual didn't go quite as planned, as his soul is caught up in a different summoning which pulls it into the body of a young man who was summoned with his group of classmates to a different world and in a different dimension to help vanquish the demon king that plagued that world.As luck would have it. The one thing the primordial demon king of mischief has been searching for; a means to become stronger than he ever was; he has found on this new world.Now, using his Authority-Level abilities... He will do whatever it takes to achieve his new goal. All the while living a life he has been deprived of for epochs, a life deserving of a true primordial demon king of mischief.He will extract your most deeply buried desires..._______________Authority Of Mischief….. Desire. ~~~~~~~~~~If only I could find a dìck big enough to fill me up.~~~~~~~~~~_______________He will gladly fulfill your desires.... for just a little price, of course...________________Subject's Desire Has Been Met...Authority Of Mischief.... Fulfillment [Awakens...]Authority Of Mischief….. Fulfillment Resonates with Authority Of Mischief.... DesireAuthority Of Mischief..... Fulfillment is Reading Subject Of Desire...~~~~~~~~~~Replicating Most Potent Constitution Of Subject Of Desire...Successfully Replicated Divine Skill [ Infinite Penetration]...Now Generating Seed Of Subordination....Seed Of Subordination Successfully Deposited In Subject Of Desire...Time Of Germination For Seed Of Subordination [14DAYS: 10HR : 4MIN : 7SEC]~~~~~~~~~~_______________Now those who thought they have summoned a hero to save them; will themselves soon need saving from this hero.

[CONTENT WARNING: Graphic violence, profanity, dark humor, 18+]“The Resurrection System is Absolute.”Stabbed? Werewolf transformation. Poisoned? Immunity. Crushed? Teleportation.For every death he gets an ability. An F rank shit ability, but an ability nonetheless. It's up to Kurt to level up the abilities he thinks are worth growing.If F rank Pyrokinesis is good for lighting his cigarette, maybe SSS rank flames burn different.There's a catch however. Even life and death has rules and a cosmic order that enforces them.But what are they going to do? Kill him? Yeah, good luck with that.#System#Resurrection#Harem#MemoryLoss#Guild#Dungeon#Comedy#Weaktostrong