My Disciples are Too Idiotic - Chapter 105: This is Really Stinky Tofu! (Five Updates)

He was the final boss.The monster at the end of the world.The unbeatable nightmare humanity couldn’t kill.Then one day… he quit.Why?Because he saw two hunters having sex in his dungeon and realized Earth might have something way better than world domination.Now, disguised as a “totally normal guy” working at a sketchy restaurant, the most overpowered being in existence is on a personal mission:Sleep with every type of human woman.Catgirls? Yes. Elves? Hopefully. Tsundere sword babes? Absolutely.But hiding his god-level powers isn’t easy—especially when:His cooking accidentally gives people magic orgasmsAn E-rank hero gets famous for “defeating” him (total accident)Women keep throwing themselves at him... and monsters do tooAnd a suspicious ex-goddess shows up asking why he’s working night shifts at a ramen shopHe wanted pleasure.He got a restaurant job, a harem of disasters, and a world that keeps trying to make him a hero.This is not how conquering Earth was supposed to go..__________________________________No NTR, No Yuri

#The thirty-ninth time embarked on the journey of attacking the Lord God#

——”The Lord God is like a flower on a high mountain, and it can only be seen from a distance.”

The soft, waxy and clean women’s clothing boss gently tugged at the corner of her clothes, “Sister, I can’t sleep without you.”

——”The Lord God will always be high in my heart.”

The sickly and beautiful prince said softly and lazily, “If you don’t marry me, choose the one you like with these handcuffs and shackles.”

——”In short, the heart of the Lord God is pure and flawless!”

The fox demon boy slightly curled the corners of his lips, his nine tails curled slightly, and hooked up softly: “I will treat you very well, think about it?”

“…………”

It’s all small scenes, don’t panic! ⊙﹏⊙∥

- Description from novelbuddy

I seem to have reincarnated in the world of an r-rated romance fantasy novel. And not just as an ordinary character, but as the witch who loses her life to the crazy male lead!

Luckily there is a long 200 years until the main characters are born and grow into their roles.

Now that my life is not in imminent danger, shall we leisurely think of ways to avoid death?

However, I had not taken notice of a very important detail about the time I’d be spending ‘safe from imminent danger’. 200 years was by no means a short waiting period and by the time the younger version of the male lead appeared in front of me , I had completely forgotten the original novel’s plot!

Oh, whatever, now that it’s come to this, the only way to survive is to raise the male lead into a sane and stable adult! The first step to avoiding death by the hands of the tyrant male lead is changing this extremely frightened child’s life.

“It must be very inconvenient for you to have me suddenly show up on your doorstep, I’m sorry. You can tell me to go away, I’ll be fine.”

“Nonsense. Do I look like someone who could be inconvenienced by a little boy like you? Also, what do you mean by you’ll be fine even if told to go away? It’s not like you have anywhere to go back to, kid.”

The little boy burst into tears.

‘Oh, this is so not it.’ Was what the witch thought to herself as the little boy sobbed

A silhouette of a man standing upon a boulder with the crescent of the moon shining behind him.

A kukri dripping with blood in one hand and a pistol in the other.

The image of burning flames surrounding him.

The countless mercenaries screamed as they saw this scene.

“It’s a demon!”