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... sed against the **** stick, and sucked hard.

   "baji"

"Uh huh, uh huh, woo woo... blah blah, blah blah... ziliu..." The sound of ventriloquism started, getting better and better, and now I don't feel that the big stick smells like urine The stench smelled like a lollipop in his mouth. He took a deep breath, buried his head down, and stabbed his **** with a stick.

"Tsk tsk tsk, women in the city are so sentimental, don't say anything first, play the pipe before talking about ...

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