MTL - As An Immortal, I Only Learn Forbidden Skills - Chapter 207 funeral treasure

In all my life, I’ve only made two mistakes that I regret. The first was filling out my entrance exam application wrong, and the second was offending Zhong Yuan. If I had to use an idiom to describe the impact of my mistake, it would be simply, ‘Life is no better than death’. And if I had to use an idiom to describe Zhong Yuan’s offenses to me, it would be simply, ‘Too many crimes to record’. And yet, for as evil and wicked as he was, he attracted girls the way that flowers attracted bees and butterflies.

It happened that one day, for some reason, I taunted Zhong Yuan, “The King of Hell sent you to torture some more people, didn’t he?” Without a change in expression, he replied, “In order to torture fewer people, I decided to just choose one person to torture for the rest of my life.” I asked him, “What do you mean?” He smiled at me and answered, “If you don’t go to hell, who will?”

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Lawyer Jiang got planted, lost the lawsuit, and was kidnapped home.
The abduction was abducted, and the defendant also took her to obtain a certificate, intending to occupy her life.
Jiang Wu: I was thinking about how to dig your corner, but you are thinking about this?
Shen Mu: It’s still early, why don’t we think about something embarrassing?

Reporter: How did the two of you decide to become partners with each other and stay together for the rest of your life?
Jiang Wu: After three rounds of drinking, I fell in love overnight.
Shen Mu: Yes, so superficial, I like it~\(≧▽≦)/~

President Gong VS Divorce Lawyer
1V1, sweet text

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A story about a man that died with a lot of regrets. Follow him as gets a chance to rewrite his story and do right by those whom he fails in the past. Follow his journey as he embarks on the road to becoming The Greatest Of All Time, The Goat, The singularity. Of the beautiful game of Football