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... elderly administrator staggered out, shouting, "Students get out of bed! Students run down the hallway!"

"They're supposed to be like this, you rambling idiot!" cried McGonagall, "and do something useful! Go get Peeves!"

"Peeves?" Filch stammered, as if he had never heard of the name.

"Yes, Peeves, you fool, Peeves! Haven't you been complaining about him for over twenty years? Go get him, quick!"

Filch clearly thought that Professor McGonagall had lost his mind, but ...

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