Mr. CEO, Spoil me 100 Percent! - Chapter 38: Throw This Old Hag Out

[Only a few minutes are left before the Midnight Gate opens.]The mysterious portal called the Midnight Gate would open, and dark creatures appeared. Daemonists - a group of people who can control astral beings were assigned to protect the Midnight gate from the threat of dark creatures trying to rule the world.Shaan had always wanted to become a Daemonist in hopes to protect the world. However, the job puts his life at risk, and his grandmother (his only remaining family member) didn't want Shaan to be in danger.However, more and more Midnight gates appeared, and chaos began to occur around the world. The government mandated all young people to become Daemonists and killed all the creatures of darkness, trying to break out of Midnight's gates before the world became chaotic. Could Shaan save the world from the threat of the darkness creatures?Follow Shaan's journey in exploring his powers to become the strongest Daemonist in the world to save the world from the apocalypse.

But now with hypnosis.

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of ‘food coupon era’, a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a ‘cheat code’, she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child.Stoned-face brother: “Wife, let’s pack up Baozi and leave!” He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless!“Mommy, let’s get a new daddy!” Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”