Longevity Strange Immortal - Chapter 434 - 59 Dragon Ball in Hand

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the “cheat system” doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!

# WIFE-CHASING“Honey, let’s make a deal.”“What deal?”“From this day forward, I will take care of you the rest of your life while you take care of the rest of me!”“Dream on!”[Sweet conversation of a couple]Four years ago, she left angrily while she was pregnant.Four years later…“Hey, I can see that you are having bad luck, and you get frustrated easily. Sir, you need a wife. My mom is single. Would you like to date her?”The chaste CEO gazed at the mini version of him before him with his dark eyes. He said nothing and brought the child and the mother home.

There is no system, no grandpa, no bulldozers, no philately, only a small employee, no wealth, no power, no power, step by step in the Three Kingdoms!

A hero is still a hero, a beauty is still a country, a conspiracy is still a plot, a king is still a domineering? Slowly walk all the way through the Three Kingdoms, you will find that Cao Cao did not offer swords, Liu Bei not only can cry, Sun Quan is balanced, let’s have a look at Lu Bu and Guan Yu’s martial arts, and take a look at the cuteness of Xiao Qiao…

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~Hazel Blackwood never believed in fairy tales until she met a fairy godmother ~Destined to die in three months, Hazel Blackwood becomes resentful of life - if only she has more time, she would live life to the fullest. But then she meets a strange old woman who helps extend her life span to a year and in exchange, she has to find true love before her time is over.Meet Zaiden Knight, heir to a huge empire yet forced to marry an orphan and commoner by his mother. Unfortunately, Zaiden is not a fan of such an arrangement because he's in love with another woman.Can Hazel be able to find true love before her time is up? Read to find out.~~~~~~“How much...tell me , ten billion...how much did she offer I'll fucking double it you SLUT!” Zaiden yelled directly to hazel..but he was more stunned when he received a slap as a reply.“Don't you dare call me a slut, you arrogant piece of shit….”“you want to marry me huh...okay.. let's do this wife...I promise you will regret saying 'I do' to this monster,” he smirked with a promise that he's so gonna fulfill.“After I'm done with you, you won't hesitate to file a divorce in a week, I'm going to make your life a living hell...I promise you, WIFE!”Does Hazel have the willpower to make arrogant and pompous Zaiden fall in love with her or would she give up before her time is up?Follow me up for more heart filled chapters!Discord ID:jayden222#1882Instagram ID: irreplaceable sassyMy server:https://discord.gg/6kxjMKR2other books:*Narika: The Ghost Bride.*A Mommy For Hire:The heiress must get married.