Lingering Doting Marriage: Big Boss, Little Sweet Heart - Chapter 876 - : Why Don’t You Answer the Phone?

Rated 18+ [Mature scenes] [Netori].(Kids go read Shadow Slave. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ.)—————Yo, meet Gezza, a basement-dwelling perv who’s more intimate with his laptop’s incognito mode than any real woman.His life’s a mess—crusty socks, nacho crumbs, and swimsuit posters mocking his lonely ass—until he swipes a creepy old book from a demolished library.The Playbook lets him write any woman’s name, and bam—she’s head-over-heels, seeing him as her dream stud.Gezza goes wild, banging his hot neighbor and eyeing a harem of Instagram babes, but here’s the kicker: every name he writes saps his mojo, leaving him with a cursed case of limp-dick doom.Will this sleazeball outsmart the Playbook’s price, or is he screwed in all the wrong ways? Dive into this raunchy, laugh-out-loud urban fantasy where lust meets cosmic payback!

Accidentally reborn, Xu Wanwan realized that she was living in a novel and was currently the unlucky cannon fodder, while the fake daughter of a wealthy family was the extremely lucky original female lead!

Her birthright was stolen? 'Sure, take it.'

Her parents were stolen? 'I don't need them anymore.'

Her luck was stolen? 'Well this is the easiest to deal with, I'll just find the luckiest person in the novel and rub some off him!'

Cue Li Jingran, pretty much the embodiment of luck. The closer you got to him, the luckier you became.

There was no way she was going to let such a plug-in slip through her fingers.

As she rubbed off his luck, she regained her good grades, her beauty, her status, and even her horrible parents who were now filled with regret and wanted to reinstate her.

Li Jingran pulled her into his arms domineeringly and said, "Where did this trash come from? Leave my darling alone!"

Xu Wanwan, "I thought I was supposed to be the evil villainess? Why am I so professional at lovey-dovey behavior?"

Meet Irakiel, the Fairy King with a face that could make the devil jealous, and the “totally not boasting, just stating facts” indirect sibling of the Supreme Nirvana Ancestrial Monarchial Absolute God Emperor.

Life was a breeze until he pulled off a two-million-year resurrection stunt. Now, in a world where everything has evolved, one thing stayed constant – Irakiel's charm. He insists he's not a narcissist anymore, but hey, he's still HIM, blame fate, not him!

Or so he was blaming Fate until he got this notification....

*Ding!*

[Lady Fate is laughing at your luck and sending extremely seductive winks.... with L-lip b-bites?! That's not the end of it!... LADY FATE YOU DARE! Ban!!! EMERGENCY!! We need a thot repellent!]

Since then, Irakiel has never fully recovered from his state of shock.

A Great Author named Oink once said,

“Keep your enemies close and their wives, closer.”

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