Invincible! This person has lived for a billion years - Chapter 187 Put your “weapon” in the back.

Max died right after beating an impossible level in his favorite RPG, Eldoria's Entry 3.That should have been the end.Instead, he woke up inside the game.In a world where humans do not exist, Max reincarnated as one.With miserable stats and no way to grow like a normal adventurer, he was labeled completely useless from the start.His only saving grace was a unique Rank-SSS skill.Unfortunately, he didn’t really understand how it worked.Before he could figure out how to survive, Max opened his eyes inside a royal castle.It was an elven princess’s birthday.And he was her new pet.----------------------------------------------What To Expect:-NEW CHAPTERS ALL DAYS-A system that isn’t always well explained-Humor of all kinds.-No harem-No R18.-OP MC.-Slice of life moments to slow things down.-Adventure moments filled with danger and tough choices.

Blurp:

What kind of husband punishes his wife by spanking her ass? An insane and sadistic husband!

“How long are you going to punish me?!”

“I’m done with your punishment a while ago.”

Qiao Anxia jerked in a fury and immediately rose to her feet while tidying up her one-piece dress.

Her hands touched her buttocks without realizing it, feeling the heat from the man’s punishment. She didn’t know if this burning feeling was from Richard’s unpainful spanking or for another reason...

How she wished she could kill this man!

The Age of Gods has long since ended, their voices no longer heard on the continent of Douluo. Humanity, standing on the shoulders of legends from its history, advanced soul technology to inconceivable heights. The humans of Douluo invented weapons of mass destruction, mechanized armor, and living metals. With these advancements, they went on to conquer the oceans and discovered two new continents. To fuel these new technologies, humanity hunted the soul beasts to the very brink of extinction.

Once the dominant force of Douluo, the few surviving soul beasts now hide in the darkest recesses of their last sanctuary. The weakest have all been hunted, leaving only the strongest to scheme in the heart of the forest. The soul beasts, not willing to fade away, plot an uprising for their survival. In the midst of this, a god from a long forgotten era awakens in the depths of the Great Star Dou Forest to seek vengeance for the soul beasts.

As darkness encroaches from the abyss, hope is found in a young boy who holds a power beyond divinity within himself—Tang Wulin! Hope for both humanity and the soul beasts, as the bridge between the two. He finds his way into the fabled halls of Shrek Academy, where he learns to wield his prodigious powers, makes friends and finds allies, eventually rising to become a towering leader.

As he learns to harness his strength, danger lurks within the shadows as the various factions of humanity maneuver and plot to usurp Shrek Academy. Tang Wulin discovers the threat to the only world he knows as he sinks deeper into the intrigue. Meanwhile, camouflaged by the chaos and unbeknownst to the humans, the soul beasts’ plot continues to steadily advance.

To defend what he loves and reclaim what was lost, Tang Wulin must seek out the legacies of legends past and unlock the full might of the Golden Dragon King!

Jiang Ran, a descendant of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, has developed new drugs and won numerous awards, but her greatest love is making and eating delicious food.After years of hard work, Jiang Ran finally won the national gourmet competition, but in her excitement, she entered a book, becoming the supporting character Jiang Ran, who divorces the male protagonist and ultimately dies tragically on the street.In the book, Jiang Ran is described as fat, with oily pimples and lazy, selfish habits.Before divorcing the male protagonist, she bullies his parents, siblings, and after the divorce, ends up homeless with her son.The newly transmigrated Jiang Ran: “......”Jiang Ran has transmigrated into a book.To avoid dying tragically on the streets, she focuses on making gourmet food, opening a restaurant, saving people diligently, and treating diseases.She pays off the debt owed to her husband’s family by the original character and raises her son, who in the book was to become a big villain, correctly.As for her husband?When he comes back, she plans to ask for a divorce!Pei Huai is about to graduate and plans to return home.But he discovers something strange in the letters his younger brothers and sisters have been sending recently.Brother: Sister-in-law’s cooking is so delicious! I like sister-in-law!Sister: The clothes sister-in-law made are so beautiful! I like sister-in-law!Pei Huai feels something is not right and decides to go home and take a look.As he steps into the house, he is greeted by a bright and charming face: “Husband, you’re back? Are you back to get a divorce?”Pei Huai remains expressionless: No, I am not!{Reading Guide: This text is set in an alternate world with creative liberties taken. The understanding of the '80s and '90s comes from online research, and I hope for your understanding.}