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"Oh, how have I gone this long without speaking to you, Lady Penelope?"

They laughed like noblewomen in a drama written by someone who’d only ever imagined what nobility sounded like—airy, exaggerated, and expensive, as if their very chuckles were taxed by the syllable.

Verena watched them from the corner of the room with dead eyes.

Was this... progress?

Was this what all her meddling had amounted to?

A cursed alliance forged in giggles, opule ...

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