I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 676: The Battle Begins!

MC follows the crew – Don’t like it? Don’t read.Vir transmigrated into the world of One Piece.Right from the start, he was being hunted down by a Devil Fruit users. Just an ordinary guy and a dying deer—how was he supposed to survive this?Ding![Congratulations, host! You have activated the 'Traumatizing Miracle Doctor System'][Saving people while causing them severe psychological trauma will grant you a random ability from them! ]“Bro, I’m being hunted here, stop messing around—give me something useful!”[Ding! Newbie gift pack reward: Antidote x1 ][Antidote: Instantly neutralizes all food poisoning effects. ]Vir: Σ( ° △ °|||)Good news: He has a system.Bad news: The system is useless!---Marineford War.Everyone’s eyes were wide in shock, their faces streaked with tears as they watched Ace get pierced through.Vir: “Wipe those tears! Hold them back! A little fatal injury—still treatable.”Not long after, the Whitebeard Pirates were wailing over Whitebeard’s tragic death.Vir spoke again: “Hold those tears back! Still treatable, still treatable!”And thus, Vir began his legendary journey of flexing.Aokiji: “I’m holding a severed leg, and this guy tells me ‘You are what you eat.’ Should I eat it?”Whitebeard: “That brat’s welding skills are top-notch. Don’t ask how I know!”Kizaru, who had been tasked with hunting Vir down, originally thought it would be an easy job. After all, he was just a doctor, right?Yet now, as he found himself struggling to breathe under the sheer pressure of Vir’s Conqueror's Haki, he had only one thought racing through his mind:“You’re telling me this guy is a doctor?”“Uncle, can you fix my facial paralysis too? Wanna give it a try?”

This is a story of crime, scandal, and romance.

Garbage Warrior System is a dark fantasy-action novel set in a world ravaged by monsters that first appeared a century ago through unregistered portals. Humanity’s survival depended on mysterious “Awaken Stones” that granted people combat skills—but without status windows. In this brutal era, greed, betrayal, and power struggles define society.Rai Ichiro, an orphan from the slums, awakens the most humiliating ability imaginable: “Garbage Collector.” Mocked and ridiculed, he seems destined to remain powerless. But when a hidden interface appears—The Garbage Warrior System—everything changes. Unlike others, Rai can absorb discarded trash and corrupted remnants, leveling up and unlocking skills no one has ever seen.From the shadows of despair, Rai must rise—protecting his fragile younger sister Yuki, surviving gangs and bullies, uncovering the truth behind corrupted rifts, and facing monsters that grow deadlier with every wave. His path is one of secrecy, survival, and unstoppable growth.A warrior forged from waste… destined to stand above kings.---• Business ContactFor business inquiries, publishing, or adaptation rights (Webtoon/Manhua/Light Novel collaborations), please contact:[email protected]

“Can I tell you a secret, sister?” Tang BaoBao whispered to Xiao Hanrui.

“What is it!”

“I have found a superstar girlfriend.”

Xiao Hanrui exclaimed “Female Superstar! What is going on in your head?”

” Am I beautiful? Do I look good? Are my legs long?”

“Do you want to die? Where did you get the courage to even find a superstar girlfriend?”

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