I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 1396 - : The Experts Waited a Long Time to Kill Wang Mang?

“You’re the Demon King?”

In response to the woman’s voice filled with murderous intent, the man opened his mouth.

“No, I quit that?”

※ Demon King & Hero will show you the absolute limits of chaotic storytelling.

【Global Game Begins】【Round 1, Low-Level Zombie Apocalypse】【Deploying all humans to the target world】【Mission: Survive for thirty days and accumulate one thousand Points】······Su Changxing suddenly finds himself in a ruined city with darkness clouding his vision, a zombie threatening to break in through the door, and facing a terminal illness, he is in an extremely perilous situation and unexpectedly discovers a Points discount store on his phone.

He was the final boss.The monster at the end of the world.The unbeatable nightmare humanity couldn’t kill.Then one day… he quit.Why?Because he saw two hunters having sex in his dungeon and realized Earth might have something way better than world domination.Now, disguised as a “totally normal guy” working at a sketchy restaurant, the most overpowered being in existence is on a personal mission:Sleep with every type of human woman.Catgirls? Yes. Elves? Hopefully. Tsundere sword babes? Absolutely.But hiding his god-level powers isn’t easy—especially when:His cooking accidentally gives people magic orgasmsAn E-rank hero gets famous for “defeating” him (total accident)Women keep throwing themselves at him... and monsters do tooAnd a suspicious ex-goddess shows up asking why he’s working night shifts at a ramen shopHe wanted pleasure.He got a restaurant job, a harem of disasters, and a world that keeps trying to make him a hero.This is not how conquering Earth was supposed to go..__________________________________No NTR, No Yuri