I Really Don't Notice - Volume 1, Chapter 1 - Nodding Off in the Park

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

Su Li travels to another world and becomes the eighth son of Bauhinia Earl. Without inheritance rights, he is forced to become a Pioneer Lord.But unexpectedly, he awakens the Daily Intelligence system. With the system's assistance, he collects treasures and develops his territory.[Due to your quiet quitting state, today's Prophet message update][1: In the fruit shop on the edge of Bauhinia Town's Edge Mountain Range, there is a Bloodthorn Fruit similar in shape to an apple. After eating it, the bloodline will be greatly purified, upgrading to an Apprentice Knight.][2: The Mist Forest in the northeast of the territory will be affected by the Fiery Sun Goddess's divine tidal winds in 3 days. The mist will drop to its lowest level, and the danger level of exploring the Mist Forest will greatly decrease within the following 5 days.][3: In seven days, a goblin tribe that has bred an Anaric Empress Spider will attack your territory.]

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Gu Muran, the former master of metaphysics, woke up and found that he had become the fake daughter of the Gu family.

The Gu family couldn’t bear the thought of their own daughter marrying into the Qian family, so they thought of the adopted daughter they had abandoned before.

The daughter of the Gu family had a physical problem. The Gu family believed that it was because of her adopted daughter’s fate that her daughter was hurt.

The parents put their ideas on her again: “Since you and your sister’s kidneys are well matched, then give her one of yours, and she won’t die anyway.”

Gu Muran: Auntie’s things are not something anyone can touch easily.

In her previous life, her power of metaphysics was unrivaled in the world. She was once appointed as a national teacher to protect the common people of a country, and she was heard by the heavens. Even the emperor had to respect her when seeing her.

How could she allow these messy people to jump around in front of her.

…

He is a revered god of medicine, with superb medical skills, it is difficult for a thousand dollars to make an appointment to seek medical consultation.

No one knows the depth of her talent for magical calculations. She knows the destiny with one glance, and predicts fortune and evil with one word.

later……

People: “Have you heard that there is a magician in Tianqiao?”

Classmate: “Who said that, our school is really good at it.”

Rich circle: “You are talking nonsense, the real magician is here.”

God of Medicine: “Hold on to dissatisfaction, Mrs. Lu is the most powerful.”

A certain woman smiled faintly: “Low-key, low-key, don’t fight, don’t grab, it’s all me.”

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Ragnar was suddenly transmigrated into the real world of his favorite video game, Kingdom-building Online, after a reckless death. He found himself in an impoverished, tiny Hamlet—the lowest and weakest territory in the game world.Before he could even catch his breath, a divine decree appeared: BUILD THE STRONGEST SSS-RANK TERRITORY!Fortunately, a unique system was granted alongside his new life—one that exchanged offerings for incredible rewards including powerful skills, unique weapons and even items from earth!Armed with this system and faced with an impossible quest, Ragnar set out to make the most of his second chance.