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[B: Because it’s funny that the sheep was sheared.]

[C: The humor lies in its unexpectedness; even if it’s not funny, that’s part of the joke.]

[D: The humor of a cold joke is in the irrationality and banality of its reasoning.]

[E: I don’t find it amusing.]

Bai Youwei paced from A to E and then turned her head to smile down at the clown’s head on the ground.

“There is also someone who doesn’t laugh,” she said, “because he never categorizes this typ ...

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