I Hate Systems - Chapter 943: Orchard Wars

Getting betrayed, stabbed, and dumped in a monster nest wasn’t how Jemil expected to die.Turns out, the universe had other plans.When he awakens the forbidden Eros Beast System, Jemil gains the ability to tame—and evolve—beast girls through intimacy. The stronger their bond, the more powerful (and seductive) they become.Now stuck with a dangerously clingy fox spirit, a seductive plant nymph who wants “healing time” every night, an ice-cold phoenix valkyrie with serious tsundere energy, and a yandere snake woman who keeps coiling around his bedroll, Jemil’s survival is no longer about fighting monsters.It’s about surviving his own harem.Every beast wants his affection. Every touch unlocks new power. Every battle pushes their bonds further.And if he lets his guard down?They might just evolve…Into something that’ll kill for him.Or ride him into the next life.[Warning: Contains beast girls, spicy bonding, absurd system quests, dangerous waifus, and one very overwhelmed tamer.]

Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion.Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.”Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens.My name’s Ren.And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.”(Yeah. That’s literally what it said.)My peaceful new life? Over.Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls:A sword-swinging elf.A fire mage with zero personal boundaries.A strict class rep who faints if I so much as look at her.And a witch who cursed the bathroom mirror to spy on me.They’re beautiful.They’re powerful.They’re dangerously obsessed.And if I mess this up, someone’s going to get hurt—maybe me.Reject them too late? Game over.Fall for one of them? Even worse.This isn’t a dating sim.It’s survival of the cutest.Welcome to my life. It's not just a harem. It's a hostage situation.

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Phantom Thief Kidd: If the Phantom Thief is a creative artist who steals treasures with flamboyant methods, then the New York police is just following the Phantom Thief and is just a critic at best.

Ip Man: Wing Chun, Ip Man.

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- Description from novelbuddy

What is worse than being the worst team in the world?

For Dave Richards that was a very easy but heartbreaking question to answer, a goalkeeper who performed poorly between the sticks, he was still available as a first-choice goalkeeper because Unique FC didn't have any other goalkeeper.

He was slow on his feet, couldn't jump properly and worst of all, he didn't know how to hold the ball properly.

The only way that Unique FC was able to survive taking in a massive goal-fest sometimes was because of the extra effort they put in their defence.

After a terrible match in which Dave wasn't able to make any saves and also made a lot of mistakes, he was seriously scolded by the managerial staff and almost received a beating from his angry teammates.

He got home sad and also angry at all those who told him he looked like his grandfather and would therefore inherit his goalkeeping skills.

He discovered a hidden door below his room and when he got down there the only thing he could see was a black box.

He found the box to be quite familiar and when he opened it the last thing he saw was a bright white light when the light was gone he could see something in his field of vision.

[ Welcome Dave ]

[ You have activated the Goalkeeping system ]

A female voice read out the messages.

This is a story about how an ordinary man who didn't know his place between the sticks went from nothing to pro.