I Hate Systems - Chapter 1000: Today is a Happy Day

I, Lin Yun, with my exceptional aptitude, had thought that I would be trained as a key disciple, however...“The Demon Sect will never expect us to send such an excellent disciple undercover. Once you attain a high position within the Demon Sect, with our help both from within and without, why would we worry about the Demon Sect's destruction?”Three years later.“The Righteous Path will never expect us to send such a promising disciple undercover. Once you attain a high position within the Righteous Path, with our help both from within and without, why would we worry about the Righteous Path's destruction?”Lin Yun: I just want to quietly cultivate to immortality...

After dying while trying to save the Hero's life, only to be abandoned by him the very next instant, Raven ends up before the goddess who'd given him as well as his party their powers. Having witnessed the Hero's failures, the Goddess and Raven strike a deal of mutual benefit. And what's the deal you ask? He has to take over the Hero's spot and strike the forces of evil out of her world. And his reward? The power to steal any woman of course!Revived with the power to seduce anyone no matter their relationship status, the biggest playboy adventurer begins his journey to rack up the highest body count throughout the world!Special Note: Uncensored character pics on my discord server, please join!Warnings:R18||Violence||BDSM||Heavy Netori Elements(Mc stealing other people's woman)

One day, Keith woke up in the middle of the night, only to find himself in the company of a completely naked slave he now owns. It also leads to the discovery that he is now the scum villain in an MMORPG he had played a long time ago where the scum villain gets killed by the main character once he reached adulthood.So the only way to prevent this? To make sure he remains out of the game's content while not affecting the story.But that's hard to do when the scum villain is connected to everything that happened and is the major contributor to what happened.What's more? Keith is a normal human who has no golden finger the 'real' master had in the game. All he has is his knowledge of this world and a history of acting.Will it be enough to make sure Keith lives past his death scene? Watch as Keith tried to stay alive, avoid being found out as a fraud master, and gain a harem all on his own. And maybe, also discover the secrets of why he was brought into this world in the first place.And, what other secrets does this MMO hold for him? And why does all kind of weird situations keep happening to him? How did he end up with a Harem when all he wanted was to protect his identity?What's that? He's being hailed as a master?Watch him and his Loli demon cat goddess (also his jailer) try and survive in this new world

What do you mean by you only accept female disciples?Zhang Yuan glanced at the Emperor of a powerful Dynasty kneeling in front of him and his son, the prince is also kneeling beside him.“Master Yuan, please accept my son as your disciple. I am sure that under your care, my son will reach the pinnacle of the Heavens.”Pinnacle of the Heavens? Zhang Yuan turned his gaze to the so called Prince. Talentless, weak physique and sh!t cultivation technique.Tch, worthless.Zhang Yuan then turned his eyes to another Dynasty Emperor “Master Yuan, please accept my daughter as your disciple.”Seeing the gorgeous woman kneeling in front of him, Zhao Tian smiled faintly.Talentless? I will make you the most talented mortal entity this world has ever seen.Weak physique? I will give you a physique that will break even the limitations of the heavens and earth.Sh!t cultivation technique? Don't worry, choose the best divine technique you want.Sorry but I only accept female disciples!