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... ul goldfish I’ve ever seen! It looks so much like a panda!”

“The goldfish is quite pretty, but the seller is crazy! Two thousand RMB for one? Is it made out of gold?”

“Damn! Screw me! On Taobao this is at most ten RMB for one and you want two thousand? Are you so poor you’ve gone crazy?”

“Excuse me, does this fish taste better steamed or braised?”

“Our shop sells them at five RMB for one.”

“F**, you’re all stupid ***. This is the highest quality Panda Gold ...

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