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... shit to Malthus all the while hiding behind me.

It's like women ranting about equality while staying away from the dirty, dangerous jobs.

"Why are you hiding behind me?" I asked. "And you are taller than me, everyone could see you. You should have hid behind Malthus."

"Real smart, my human Racis friend. Why the hell will I hide behind the very same thing I am hiding from?"

"Don't pull a tongue twister on me."

"It's not a tongue twister. I can't even speak ...

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