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... us.

Not kinda, he really puked on him.

Malthus' face was covered in vomit and I am pretty sure most of it went inside his eyes too.

I did ask Sexis to make Malthus blind, but I had something slightly more tactical in mind than... well, projectile digestion.

Now, the Alien King was standing in front of me, with a puffed chest and ten arms.

I whispered to him, "You realize you just barfed on the most dangerous man in the world right now?"

He nodded. ...

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