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... d have been surprised at the existence of an unicorn in this world if not for the fact that I had some of his genes inside me right now.

But semen made me remember something. See this :

"Excuse me," A man said to the woman sitting in front of him on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."

"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yogurt."

"It's definitely semen," the man said, "I don't ejaculate yogurt."

Anyway, I told Erect th ...

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