Humanity Protection Company - 35 - Pet Human

CONTENT WARNING – JUICY LEMONS DETECTEDThis novel contains:System-triggered intimacySkill fusion via bondingSeduction-based class evolutionMILFs with buns, blades, and traumaEmotional tension that may result in citrus explosionsLemons served hot, spicy, and metaphorically satisfying.All content is Webnovel-safe, but your sanity might not be.Reader discretion (and hydration) advised.THE STORY:I got summoned to save a kingdom.But instead of the Holy Hero class, I got this:[SSS-Rank Class Assigned: MILF Hunter]Now every mature woman with curves and baggage looks at me like I’m the main quest.The Queen adopted me.A shrine spirit rode me.A widow pinned me until the system glitched.Every MILF I bond with unlocks a passive.Every one I please evolves my class.And now?[Threadweave Fusion Unlocked]I can fuse skills. Reforge reality.Break the system from the inside out.This isn’t just a harem.It’s a divine glitch with thighs, scars, and consequences.I’m not the hero they asked for.I’m the anomaly the gods want erased.If you’re into:Dominant queens and combat widowsBond-powered level-upsForbidden skill craftingCombat as foreplayCitrus-coded corruption arcsThen open this book.And bring a towel.[MILF Hunter System Online]Exposure: Rising…Watchers: Engaged…Lemon Protocol: Armed and dripping…Add to your Collection.Drop a Power Stone.Choose your MILF.Because the queens are thick.The class is cursed.And the system?It doesn’t believe in chill.

Su Xuan is a handsome deliveryman with little money. One day, just after being pestered by a rich woman, he awakens his system.DING! Host's mood detected as excessively melancholic. The Super Express Delivery System is initiating...Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!

Dual cultivation is Passion, it is art, it is love, and it is Life. This is Cupid's Resolve._________________________________Watching his entire family die was never something Eros thought he would experience.The Yin and Yang Sect was the only home he had ever known. It was destroyed in a single day, reduced to ruins by those who branded its disciples heretics.As practitioners of dual cultivation, they were hunted and purged without mercy.Eros was one of those heretics and one of the few who survived.Now he has nothing left but the powerful cultivation bloodline passed down through his family. With his unparalleled talent for dual cultivation, he will rise through the heavens, growing stronger with pleasure.The world that destroyed his home will one day kneel before him.This is Eros's story of vengeance and indulgence—a journey where queens, goddesses, and women of every race become stepping stones on his path to absolute power—while also charging a large paycheck.__________Note: This would be one of, if not the best smut books you'll ever read.18+ chapters can be skipped.

[Read up to chapter 5, you won't regret it.]Haru Mizuki died the lamest death possible: alone in his room, playing a hentai VRMMO. No heroic sacrifice. No tragic accident. Just... pathetic.But instead of oblivion, he wakes up in Aethelgard.Cursed by Chronia, Goddess of Time, Haru gains an ability no one else has: he can't stay dead. Every time he dies, he loops back to his last checkpoint. What seems like a curse becomes his greatest weapon, infinite retries mean infinite opportunities to learn, train, and seduce.And seduce he must. Because Haru's cheat ability, Touch of the Goddess, lets him steal powers from anyone he touches... but it works best through intimate contact.Armed with death loops, a hacker-class system that lets him sabotage rival players, Haru begins building the ultimate multi-species harem. But he's not the only player in this game, and they all want the same thing: absolute domination.