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Madam Rosmerta was caught in the light and hurriedly ducked back into her tavern in a fluster.

"Oh, I think the Three Broomsticks is still—" the hat mumbled, correcting Harry’s earlier fib.

It didn’t get to finish.

Hermione tapped her wand against the dashboard with a cough full of threat.

The Sorting Hat paused, then awkwardly twisted the handle. "Oh dear, my headlights must be faulty! Just got those xenon bulbs replaced—damn those shady vendors!"

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