Here Comes a Cute Baby—To Kidnap a Daddy as a Gift for My Mommy - Chapter 696

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

Young Chen Xiang had a fateful encounter with a goddess & demoness and received their peerless heritage, divine pulses, ultimate martial arts, and transcendent alchemy techniques, which gave him an easy ride in his journey of cultivation.

Note: This is a translation but I will try to make it a good translation as possible. This is R18 which contains graphics scenes. You have been warned about it.NO NTR, NO YURI, HAREM, MILFIn the rustic heart of a sleepy village, Long Gen, a seemingly dim-witted wanderer, hides a cunning mind beneath his foolish facade. Nicknamed “Dragon Root” for his irresistible charm, he masterfully plays the fool to win the hearts and desires of the village's women. From the yearning widow at her doorstep to the curious sister-in-law peering through her window, no beauty escapes his allure. As Long Gen roams the vibrant fields and tangled forests, he weaves a tapestry of seduction and mischief, leaving a trail of whispered scandals and smitten hearts.

A normal person, Xin Yun, received a second chance by transmigrating to an unknown world. But because he chose to indulge in women, he lost his chance to become the most powerful.

When he gets caught by the force a struggle between the nine most powerful experts, something unbelievable happened, or it could be said that a miracle occurred. Xin Yun was reborn and sent back to the place he had transmigrated over to.

Having been reborn, Xin Yun decided he wanted to become the strongest being together with the three top experts from his previous life: the most beautiful dragon- Sparkling Butterfly, Yi Luo Xiang, the cruel dragon- Evil Empress, Yan Qing Ying, and the most dazzling dragon- Peac*ck King, Ming Xuan!

Furthermore, he wanted to pursue love with the most beloved person from his previous life- Yi Luo Xiang! Xin Yun, making use of his good fortune, used his memories from his previous life to prioritized becoming friends with Yi Luo Xiang, Yan Qing Ying and Ming Xuan. He even received a godly artifact from his previous life- the Heaven Splitting Axe!

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