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... ehind was really fat, as I said.

"Of course it is. You're even proving my point right now when you're trying to look back at your behind, since whenever you try to do so, your ass jiggles like it's made out of jelly." I said, which made my mother realise that what I was saying was true, since she could see her plump butt move around with her own eyes, when she turned around to check.

She was embarrassed that her butt was making such obnoxious movements right in front of her son's ...

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