Gain A Cute Wife By 'Kidnap' - Chapter 21

“What we are is but a mote of dust floating between heaven and earth, inconsequential and trivial.”Shi Jing was just an ordinary person living an equally ordinary life.Forced to transmigrate into the world of immortals and deities, awakening his SSS-Ranked skill and given a cultivation system.He pursue the dao.[Ding Ding!][SSS-Ranked Skill: Regression]Immortal Empress and Emperors reincarnates to pursue dao, while he regress infinitely. What takes others a thousand years to comprehend, he grasp in a single day! “Monster! My sword stroke took a million year to perfect, y-yet you performed it at a glance!”

Meet Irakiel, the Fairy King with a face that could make the devil jealous, and the “totally not boasting, just stating facts” indirect sibling of the Supreme Nirvana Ancestrial Monarchial Absolute God Emperor.

Life was a breeze until he pulled off a two-million-year resurrection stunt. Now, in a world where everything has evolved, one thing stayed constant – Irakiel's charm. He insists he's not a narcissist anymore, but hey, he's still HIM, blame fate, not him!

Or so he was blaming Fate until he got this notification....

*Ding!*

[Lady Fate is laughing at your luck and sending extremely seductive winks.... with L-lip b-bites?! That's not the end of it!... LADY FATE YOU DARE! Ban!!! EMERGENCY!! We need a thot repellent!]

Since then, Irakiel has never fully recovered from his state of shock.

A Great Author named Oink once said,

“Keep your enemies close and their wives, closer.”

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