First Day In Game, I Got Ten Billion From Infinite Number Of Check-ins - Chapter 54 - 54 Get Me a Knife!

Broken-hearted and drunk, Yoshida, a 26-years old salaryman, stumbled upon a runaway-from-home high-schooler on his way back from the bar.

“Hey, you. JK.”*

“What the heck are you doing out here. Go home already.”

“Uncle, let me stay at your place for the night.”

“You can do ‘that’ to me if you let me stay.”

“If you meant that as a joke, it’s not funny.”

“I’m not joking. It’s fine by me.”

“Then allow me to tell you that I have no interest in brats.”

“Hmm?”

“Then, just let me stay.”

Notes:

[*] JK is slang for Joushikousei (high school girl)

We have all heard the legends of great wizards, but do we know how those stories begin? Ardan Egobar, a young man living in a remote corner of the New Monarchy Empire, does not. He doesn't realize that this story is about him. Not yet...In a world where steam locomotives chug along iron rails, where massive airships hover in the skies, where in the cities you might encounter orcs in suits involved in organized crimes, dwarves with cigars controlling major banks, or elves strutting down fashionable boulevards, where humans have built vast nations on the brink of a world war, almost anything seems possible.Maybe, in such a world, even an ordinary young man, the last of the mountain hunters, might one day become the greatest wizard in history.

At a young age, I became a thousand-year-old bastard.

Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the phagocytosis synthesis evolution system.

An earth dragon was found in front, devouring synthetic evolution, the earth dragon tortoise.

From then on, my wonderful career began…

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A pervert transmigrates into the body of a character from a novel he was trashing or rather cursing with every fiber of his being. Mid rage-quit, the universe decided to teach him a lesson by dropping him straight into that very cursed world.Reborn as Eren Van Astrea in the realm of Velmora, where summoners reign supreme, he finds himself as the weakest side character imaginable. No summons. No QUOR. A half-elf son of a baron treated as garbage by his own bloodline: mocked, beaten, and forgotten.But when a mischievous god takes interest in his misery and grants him a game-like system, everything changes.Now every insult becomes fuel. Every enemy becomes a future regret. And every face that looked down on him? They're about to meet the ground.Eren isn't just seeking revenge against the family that discarded him. He's rewriting the entire story with himself as the villain they never saw coming.For Character Illustrationshttps://discord.gg/ht8sfcTCcR