Eldritch Guidance - Intermission XXIII

Yun Xiaoxiao was knocked unconscious by her phone and transmigrated into a female supporting character in a tumultuous era.The original character abandoned her family to return to the city and was accidentally killed by her abusive husband.With the Golden Finger shopping app in hand, Xiaoxiao could buy whatever she was lacking and raised her two kids plump and healthy.But when she wanted to divorce the male lead and live a wonderful life alone, the male lead was suddenly unwilling!Male lead: “Wife, I'll make sure you have a good life.”Da Bao: “Mom, I will honor you well.”Xiao Bao: “Mom, don't leave us, I can be cute.”The father and sons acted pitiful, just trying to keep her, who had crossed over.Back, back, back...You belong to the Main Female Character, not to me, the female supporting character.

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead.Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary.=====Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense?If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls?If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling.You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!!The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as--[Host, why don't you calm down?]'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!'[Host, you need anger management]'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!'

“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

I have been dead for a long time, but I am still alive, well... at least part of me is alive.Honestly, I don't really like the nickname those Tomb Raiders gave me, but I am someone willing to embrace new things.So yes, I am the zongzi that the Tomb Raiders dread, someone who considers themselves just suffering from a strange illness, hoping to recover soon.I have contracted a strange illness named 'longevity', accompanied by symptoms such as memory loss.PS. I'm trapped in the tomb and can't get out. Can someone take me out? Waiting online, pretty urgent.