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... s, which pretty much summed up my entire life right now.

I stood at the stove wanting to make spaghetti for lunch, but Pumpkin was at the counter making sandwiches instead.

"Why can’t we just have spaghetti?" I asked, watching her spread peanut butter on bread like she was painting a masterpiece.

"Because sandwiches are faster and I’m hungry now," she replied, not even looking up. "Plus, you always burn the pasta anyway."

"I do not burn pasta!"

"Remember l ...

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