Cultivation Simulator: Shocking the Academy - Chapter 396 - 249: Healing Place

For a certain LOL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.

Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.

Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.

Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.

Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it!

Streamer: Daddy I really can do it.

Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it.

A few months later, LOL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner, Soft. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity.

During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer.

Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you mail your head over?”

After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner.

TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked lowly, “At the interview, do you know what you did?”

That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, turned completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

A cell that was born at the beginning of the life of a planet will see the rise and decline of countless civilizations, the speciation and extinction of organisms. Under the endless calamities of the world, nothing remains unchanging. Only by continuously changing oneself and evolving in the face of adversity could one achieve perfect victory.

The story starts from a little cell…

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“Rada,” a 23-year-old woman, suddenly died from a chronic illness, and her soul was sent into the body of a 5-year-old girl.In the village of Shen Lin, Rada, now reborn in the body of “Tang Xiaolin,” quickly adapted and set her mind on improving her family's life.Using the knowledge from her previous life, she helped her family gather food from the forest, plant crops, and taught them how to use various herbs they were unfamiliar with!Xiaolin discovered valuable red Lingzhi mushrooms and sold them in the city, earning a substantial amount of money. The Tang family began to continuously improve their lives, with little Xiaolin guiding and assisting them in every way.My family will be filled with happiness and wealth in the end! Little Xiaolin will become a millionaire and live a prosperous life ~

"I hope my wife liked the arrangements... for the wedding night."