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... is wits after I door-stopped his dick. Before I turned around to lead him to Sabrina I spoke, "Do you happen to have condoms?"

Gabe looked at me perplexed and scratched his head, "I think so."

He kicked the bed frame the reveal his hidden door and leaned down to pull out the long drawer that he had compartmentalized until he found what I asked for.

He pulled out the box of condoms and held it up for me to read ’Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger Condoms’ and under it read ’The ...

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