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... drum set.

Which was, technically, accurate. We gave a goblin a drum and told her to scream when danger came. Two birds, one horrific sound.

We gave her a job. She gave us trauma in stereo.

I sat up so fast I cracked my head on the stone overhang.

[Dungeon Monster Wave Incoming (ETA: 15 Minutes)]

[Estimated Threat: Moderate. Composition: Mixed lesser-class beasts. Mutation Detected.]

Of course. Because sleeping peacefully was for species with less ...

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