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... ountryside home, landing on scattered blueprints, spare circuit parts, and an open sketchpad where a stick-figure robot was shaking hands with a cat.

"Hina," Aoi called from the kitchen, "did you dismantle the rice cooker again?"

"Nooo," came a sing-song reply from the workshop upstairs. "I upgraded it. Now it tells jokes."

The rice cooker beeped.

"Why did the grain go to therapy?" it said in a robotic voice."Because it couldn’t rice above its trauma!"

Aoi ...

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