Beware the Appearing Cute Wife! - Chapter 975 - 1082–1083: This Guy Has a Filthy Mouth, He Brought It on Himself

At eighteen years old, Lin Qingyu was married as part of a Chong Xi into the Nan’an Hou Mansion, becoming the ill Lu Wancheng’s male wife.

On the eve of their wedding, Young Master Hou lay lazily on the bed and said, “Beauty, to be honest, I really don’t want to engage in domestic struggles. I just want to drift along, eat and wait to die. I want to be a salted fish.”

A year later, Young Master Hou became gravely ill. He took Lin Qingyu’s hand and sighed, “Wife, I’m going to die, but I think I can continue to transmigrate. In order for you to properly recognize me in the future, let us set a secret code.”

After the death of Young Master Hou, Lin Qingyu was prepared to stay a widow all his life. Unexpectedly, after only half a year, the great general who had rendered outstanding military service, actually came to propose marriage.

Lin Qingyu would rather die. But the general said but one statement, “If odd, change; if even, remain the same?”

Lin Qingyu: “…I will marry you.”

After two years, the general died in battle. Before Lin Qingyu even had time to grieve, he was recruited into the palace by the Emperor.

The emperor complained aggrievedly, “Baobei, this time I have became the Emperor. My salted fish dreams have been completely shattered…”

Lin Qingyu knew that although his husband was a bag of lazybones, no one was his equal when it came to conspiracy and schemes.

He rubbed the Emperor’s head. “Don’t think about it. Get started on those reports. Behave yourself.”

Do not underestimate the act of tilling the soil. The practice of farming holds the power to command the clouds and dictate the rainfall with a mere flick of the wrist. Similarly, never undervalue the humble farmer, who might draw the gaze of stunning women, and vie for the affections of fluttering butterflies.A stunning journalist makes for a worthy companion, and even an aloof, imperious law enforcement officer could be brought to plead for mercy. A tutor? Allow me to provide additional instruction! I may appear as a regular individual, but through a stroke of fortune, I have embarked on a captivating journey, dancing amidst the wind and the clouds!

Lorien Su transmigrated into the Marvel Universe and became a top psychological counselor!He awakened the Nine-to-Five Work System—so long as he clocked in, clocked out, and slacked off without ever working overtime, he could receive random rewards from across the multiverse!Spider-Gwen? Scarlet Witch? Bring them here![One day of slacking off: Phoenix Force, Endless Milk Tea!][Seven days of slacking off: Silver Superman Template, Unlimited Popping Candy!][N days of slacking off: Heart of the Universe, Reality Manipulator!]Scarlet Witch:“Lorien, without you, I have no reason to live.”Spider-Gwen:“Lorien, thank you for showing me what true justice is.”Sorcerer Supreme:“Without Lorien, I wouldn’t be who I am today.”With powers in hand, Lorien felt even more at ease embracing his laid-back lifestyle.As for Earth’s destruction or a universal reset?Lorien:“Doesn’t matter. First, I’ll enlighten them. Then, I’ll make my move.”