Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse - Chapter 53: Watching A Show

When you're reborn as Jorah Mormont you ain't got much. A Dad looking to bale and go spend his days hanging out with the guys on the Wall, a wild Aunt raising your wild cousins you can't stand, an arranged marriage to a girl you never met with a dowry almost low enough to be an insult, and a populace of smallfolk so inebriated and incompetent its no wonder nothing's changed around here in 8,000 years. Hopefully the gold finger granted by Levid's Magically Wheel of Reincarnation can help.A really nice pair of testicles.With that, the right attitude, and a shovel I have everything I need to dig a nice grave to lay in.Or Bag End. Let's see which happens first.

All I ever wanted was for famous detectives like Sherlock Holmes or Arsène Lupin to appear in my dreams and share their wisdom. But instead, why am I hearing the voices of notorious serial killers in my head, guiding me to solve a string of mysterious cases?

The “Dog Emperor” gets adopted by his fake “Favored Consort.” This story follows their story as they experiences all sorts of trials in the imperial harem and find true love.

The dog king will recover his human body.

This is not a legitimate harem drama novel – there will be love, there will be pampering.

Enormous silver platters, shocking melodramas, all part of the package.

Looking at his own concubines and imperial offspring from a doggy’s perspective:

Who used to be the sweet and gentle eloquent flower turns out to be a venus fly trap behind the scenes.

Who used to be the filial and courteous, intelligent and adorable imperial princes and princesses transform into demons in a flash.

The progression (of the story) overturns understandings and unmask countless illusions.

But by the protection of the gods, the dog emperor met a healing owner. Although the path is rough, the end is pleasant.

- Description from Novelupdates

In a world where dragons, demons, elf's and and magic exists, evolution has left the human race behind.they have no ability to do magic, no special powers, nothing. They are doomed to go extinct in a few decades, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop the inevitable.To his dismay, Luke Knight was unlucky enough to be born as one of the few thousands that are left, and he's no different than any of them.But, He does have one talent.One very special talent.Luke is a crazy magnet, and before he realizes, he is surrounded by crazy yanderes that want one thing, and one thing only.They want him. And they'll do anything to achieve their goals.--------------------------------------------------------Every character in this book is 18+no NTRDon't expect some kind of power fantasy.the MC will always be weak, but the female cast will be full of extremely powerful womenSmut ratings:* = Explicit** = Very explicit*** = s*x