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“[Horned Griffin incubation players can spend 2 gold coins to experience the unique feeling of incubating a horned Griffin. As long as they hold a horned Griffin egg for 5 minutes, they can hatch a cute horned Griffin baby as a memento. However, the color of the horned Griffin baby’s fur is completely random. Whether the player can hatch a good-looking one depends on their luck.]”


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