Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!

Chapter 1182 - 1316: Can You Please Act Serious?

Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!

Chapter 1182 - 1316: Can You Please Act Serious?

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Chapter 1182: Chapter 1316: Can You Please Act Serious?

"Move your hand away."

Tong Xi blushed, wondering where this guy’s hand was wandering now.

Yunqing’s eyes sparkled with dazzling starlight.

"Hmm, Dad said we’re having red wine tonight, but honestly, what I really want to drink is bubble tea."

In Tong Xi’s ears, there was a buzzing sound, and suddenly her mind went blank.

Bubble tea...

This bastard, doesn’t he have any shame?

She was really fed up with the infuriating man in front of her.

"Yunqing, you’re truly despicable and shameless."

Tong Xi blushed and rebuked him angrily.

Now she felt she couldn’t face the man in front of her; he was simply too wicked.

Yunqing, however, raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly. "Hmm, what did I say? Bubble tea, what are you thinking about?"

As Yunqing spoke, his smile became more sly and mischievous, yet his tone remained so innocent.

"Wife, do you know the story of Su Dongpo and Foyin?"

Of course, Tong Xi had heard of this story.

Su Dongpo and the monk Foyin were good friends. One day, Su Dongpo asked Foyin, "In the master’s wise eyes, what am I?"

Foyin replied, "In poor monk’s eyes, you are the golden body of Tathagata Buddha."

Su Dongpo was naturally pleased to hear his friend say he was a Buddha. But seeing Foyin looking plump, he tried to tease him, saying with a smile, "From my observation, the master is a pile of cow dung."

Foyin heard Su Dongpo say he was a "pile of cow dung" but didn’t feel upset, simply saying, "Buddha arises from the heart; with Buddha in the heart, all things appear as Buddha; with cow dung in the heart, all things turn to cow dung."

Thus, in this exchange, it was the great scholar Su Dongpo who ended up at a disadvantage.

Now that Yunqing mentioned the story of Su Dongpo and Foyin, how could Tong Xi not know what Yunqing meant?

Yunqing smiled cheerfully and said, "Hmm, whatever you think in your heart reflects what you see. I merely mentioned bubble tea, what did you think of? Hmm?"

Tong Xi’s heart was pounding; this guy really...

Tong Xi’s face was already starting to burn.

"Pervert!"

"Wife, can’t you use a different word? It’s really lacking in creativity!"

In the shadowy light, Yunqing’s enchanting face appeared even more wickedly glamorous.

Tong Xi was terrified and wanted to scream, but was worried that if she screamed, it would bring her family over, so she could only lower her voice and angrily rebuke, "Yunqing, behave yourself!"

She squinted her eyes, deliberately putting on a cold face while speaking and pushing Yunqing’s hand away.

"The family is all in the dining room over there. If they see..."

"Hmm. So what you mean is, as long as they don’t see, it’s okay?"

Tong Xi only felt her body trembling.

This guy!

He was clearly deliberately distorting her meaning!

Tong Xi only felt her blood was surging inside, what to do?

This bastard, can he ever be proper?

"Yunqing, that’s enough, stop this! Not now!"

Tong Xi resisted, but inside she was already a chaotic mess.

"Hmm, not now, so what you mean is, is it okay later tonight? Is that what you mean?"

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